Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Enough with the poetry.

Does it bother you to see this self-proclaimed intelligent couple having difficulty with minor tasks?  They are in charge of solving the major problems facing the United States.

Obviously Barack is thinking about it.

What about the queen?  Let's hear her thoughts on the matter.

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars plus additional expenses for my vacation in Spain.
My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night suite at a 5-Star luxury hotel. We only booked 70 rooms for our friends, staff and family. Thank you also for
the use of Air Force 2 and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.

Air Force 2 only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. It costs only $11,500 per hour to operate Air Force 2 and each additional plane for the other members of our party group. These are only rough estimates, but they are close (who's counting?). That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. I do appreciate your sacrifice and do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days. Will write more from Martha's Vineyard where we will spend our sixth vacation this year with more of our family and friends.

Queen, M. Obama


  1. Oh that first photo is priceless! Is it real? No really, has someone photoshopped that or what?

  2. I don't think you can Photo Shop that kind of dilemma. It is so Obamaesk.

  3. yeah! I knew you were there, hiding behind the cute poet disguise! I get my real info here. thank you for breathing a breath of fresh air in to my day.

  4. John's been catching up. Had great fun doing so, too.

  5. They are a scary pair; in all ways!!
    Not to smart either, on the other hand, look where they are and what they are getting away with.

  6. They provide such entertainment. Too bad for us it is our country they are ruining.

  7. When a member of the President’s family is aboard any aircraft, the aircraft is referred to as “Executive One Foxtrot.” “Air Force Two” would be a Vice Presidential aircraft.

  8. Good information. I'm sure this was written as a spoof to highlight the wasteful spending our privileged ruling class.

  9. One good thing about their vacation is maybe he is too busy to think up something else to screw up. Maybe we should send him on a vacation that last until his term is up.

  10. I wish we could give him a pink slip for non-performance and lying to the American people.


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