Have you ever ridden a plow horse? If not, you may enjoy the experience without the bumps and bruises.
OLD
TRIGGER
Trigger was a plow horse
who, seldom saw a saddle.
I was just a big kid
who rarely rode a straddle.
I lived in the city,
away from field and barn.
When school was out I’d visit
Old Trigger on the farm.
I thought I’d try and ride
him,
and made a split-bit bridle.
I knew it might not stop him,
but hoped it’d make him idle.
Uncle Barney’s saddle
was split right down the
middle.
It was old, the leather dry,
the cinch strap cracked and
brittle.
I saddled Trigger, led him
round
beside an old steel drum.
I stood on top and jumped
aboard
he snorted, bucked, and spun.
The summer sun was brutal
Old Trigger soon lost steam.
He plodded down the gravel
road,
at plowing pace it seemed.
I tried to make him pick up
speed
with kick, and click, and
whistle.
Then I turned him toward the
barn
and he became a missile.
I rocked back and grabbed the
horn,
pulled hard on cotton reins.
But Trigger galloped faster
as he barreled down the lane.
The barn loomed large before
us.
he stopped just past the
door.
I became a yard dart,
flying headfirst to the
floor.
When I regained my senses
I made this observation:
That you shouldn’t ride a
plow horse
for fun or transportation.
Dennis Price